magic

MAGIC

            Once, there was a beggar’s men in the terrace of shop. He always to beg in that place. One evening, he was beg, suddenly he met a magician men. He was imagined if he beg to the magician he will to got much money.

            So, when the magician walked in front of him, he was to hold him hand with some money at him box. “Please gave me some money sir,,!!” Requested the beggar. “How much you wanted?” Asked a magician. “Oh..hemb very very much!!” said the beggar with expectantly. “Hahaha...are you ready? Bimsalabim abrakadabraa, LOST...!!” said the magician and in hurry he was vague. “Oh no,, where did my money??”  >,<

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misunderstanding

MISUNDERSTANDING

            One day in the seafood restaurant. There was a men. His name was Curly George. He was very funny men. He went to the restaurant for lunch and after he arrived he opened the foodlist.

            Suddenly, the waiters came to the Curly George. “Excuse me sir, whats your ordered?”. Asked the waiters. “I want to ordered a fish, ok!”. Answered the Curly George. “Ok sir, please waited a few minutes!” said the waiters. And then the Curly George to imagined which he will to brought a friedfish by the waiters. But, after waited a long time, the waiters not came. The curly George came to the waiters, in fact he saw the waiters still fishing.

            “Mad,, i’m waited for a long time and in fact you were still fishing here. Oh no!!” said the Curly George. “Hahahahaha.... So?????” answered the waiters.☺

Fixing the Headstone

Fixing the Headstone

            Once, there were two men walking home after a halloween party. They decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were starled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

            “Holy cow. Mister”. One of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”. “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”.